Falling Piggy?

PIG TO SUE BLOG OVER PHOTO

"OK, so I got a little
impatient to take the
picture,"  says
photographer.

Pig in a Dress

Do you like Moi's little dress?
Well, no, it was made for Betsy.
I think it's better on Moi.
What about the neckband?
Do you want a karate chop?!

Vintage Pig

Of course this beautiful old
dress fits moi!
Why do you (gasp) ask?